Porn has continually evolved with available technology. The first porn was probably a stick figure with two big circles under its head, drawn in bat blood on a cave wall. Oil paints must have taken the world by storm the day after its advent, and I'm surprised civilization didn’t grind to a halt once the photo camera was invented. Once we reached motion pictures, society should have collapsed entirely.
Yet, somehow we found ways to continue. Man concluded that to continue developing new forms of porn, we had to keep advancing civilization. Every day scientists put down their dicks and pick up a beaker and bunsen burner. It’s a hard job, but somebodies got to do it.
Smash cut to today, and we are not far from injecting porn directly into our visual cortex. To be honest, that might finally be the end for us. Until then, we have porn video games. When they first started coming out, I had my doubts. Could these really compete with HD close-ups of a real woman's birth canal? Could gameplay ever make up for the realism? It turns out the imagination is a powerful tool.
The Man, the Myth, the Legend
Video game porn started small, but now there are as many porn games as regular ones. Far too many for one man to keep track of on his own. That is unless this man is The Porn Dude.
The Porn Dude has dedicated his life to everything porn, from games to mags; he does it all. If there is anything better than a porn game, it's free porn games. There are so many games these days he had to give them their own website at BestPornGames.com
This place is a treasure trove. No matter what kind of gaming you love to do, you can trust it’s listed. RPGs, RTS, first-person, third person. Is second person a thing? If so, he’s got it.
The website isn’t complicated. It’s just a big list of free titles with links to a review and the game itself. Each one gets a sweet thumbnail so you can start working up a chub right off the bat.
There are nearly a hundred games listed. That equates to who knows how many hours of gameplay. You could spend every waking moment jerking off and still not scratch the surface. Each time you think you’re getting close to the end, fifteen new games come out. That doesn't mean you shouldn’t try, though.
If you're on the fence about starting a game, the reviews are perfect. They get into the details of the game play while being funny and keeping things dirty. It’s not a “Gone with the Wind” movie review. It's fucking porn.
Hilarious Reviews
I never laugh this hard reading yelp or Ebert and Ropert. Who wants to yawn while learning about dicks and tits? I have no idea how The Porndude is able to maintain his wit while consuming hours of porn every day. If I were him, my brain would melt from my ears. These are the efforts and sacrifices that this man makes for you. Shit, I’m only writing about writing about porn, and my thoughts are becoming scrambled.
The Porndude will never waste your time suggesting shitty content. He carefully curates every selection to be amongst the best of the best. He spends countless hours scouring the internet and reaping the fruit of TNA. Give him your thanks.
By now, you must be asking yourself, “What are some of these porn games you speak of?” Well, I did my fair share of research. By that, I mean I did a lot of masturbating to some of Porndudes favorite selections.
“Harem hotel.” The title does a great job speaking for itself. You are the owner of a beautiful woodland property. What else is there to do in such a picturesque setting except fill it with pussy. Better yet, fill it with pussy that worships your cock. The animation is alluring but simple, and the gameplay solid.
The review had me cracking up but don't think Porndude is never critical. He has the eye of a master craftsman. He finds several ways the game could be better but still gives it his stamp of approval.
Every article summarizes his loves and hates about the content in a checklist along with the central review. If your ability to read has been ruined by porn consumption, this will make your life a little easier.
“Something unlimited” was made for those that both love the DC universe and jerking off. There is not a single lover of DC comics that hasn’t pictured himself fucking the wheels off of harlequin. Now you can live your fantasy.
Getting Roasted
Porndude has no qualms about roasting his readership. He spends the first paragraph of this review lighting his fans up, and they love it. He is the essence of the alpha male and will call you out for being a nerdy, sexless, loser. Don’t fret, though; what's worse? Being the nerdy, sexless loser or writing about the guy roasting the nerdy, sexless losers?
HuniePop is a smartphone time waster mixed with naked anime bitches. You are given simple puzzles to solve, and every success increases the affection of your anime whore and removes some of her clothing. So, keep an eye over your shoulder if you're playing in the check-out line.
This review is straightforward, and F-bomb filled. Clearly, this game got his blood moving… Toward his penis, I would assume. The loves and hates checklist is exceptionally detailed for HuniePot. It seems like The Porndude took his time with this one.
If you play porn games, you have no excuse not to use the Porndude as a resource. There is not a more informed human being on planet earth. You can read more about this American hero's passion for all things porn at
